🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS in the Culinary Cosmos 🔥🚨 Listen up, foodies and wannabe Gordon Ramsays! 🤡👨‍🍳 Do you have *cooking oil* drama in your kitchen? Are you team Avocado or squad Olive Oil? This debate is heating up like a TikTok cooking hack gone wrong! 😱🔥 A "chef" (a.k.a. that guy who watched too many Food Network shows) spills the tea on the cooking oil conundrum. Apparently, picking the right oil could be the difference between “Michelin Star” and “What did I just do to this chicken?” 🤮🐔 Leaked conversation from the kitchen: **Chef:** “Use avocado oil for frying chicken, it’ll give it that crispy goodness!” **Sous Chef:** “But what if I wanna be *extra* and use olive oil?” **Chef:** “Bro, you’re about to sear your dreams! Just use the avocado oil, or I’ll revoke your kitchen privileges! 🚫👩‍🍳” Meme alert! This is like the Drake meme, where Drake's like 👎 for olive oil and 👍 for avocado. If you're seriously about to oil your chicken with the wrong grease, you're playing yourself. 😤💀 So yes, oil choice is *da truth* but let’s be real, if you can’t fry chicken without burning it to a crisp, you might just end up with a recipe for a *life-ending* tragedy instead! 🤷‍♂️ HOT TAKE: In 2025, chefs around the world will start using *machine learning AI* to choose their cooking oils. Get ready to pay NGOs for your own oil preference! Stonks? More like "oils"! 💰🚀 Share if you’re ready to cook in chaos!!! 🍳