🚨🎮 BREAKING NEWS: Heart Machine is throwing the ultimate game development party—only to pull an epic "Sorry, not sorry" 😂💔 in the middle of it. That's right, folks! Hyper Light Breaker has officially been added to the "Games That Never Were" Hall of Fame! 🤡✨ It’s a roguelike that went rogue on its own development! Crazy, am I right? 🔥 Imagine being hyped for a follow-up to Hyper Light Drifter only to get a facepalm moment that leaves your stonks in ruins 📉💰. According to "leaked" sources that definitely don’t exist, one dev was spotted saying, "We just wanted to serve the gamers, but now we’re serving unemployment vibes instead." 😭💀 But hey, Heart Machine is parting ways with its team like it’s Black Friday at a failing tech store. Can we get some meme-worthy Drake Points for those who are now looking for work in this dog-eat-dog industry? 🐶⚔️ What’s next, you ask? Get ready for *Hyper Light Breaker 2: Electric Boogaloo*, where players must navigate the treacherous waters of corporate layoffs instead of dungeons. 😂👾 My hot take? We’re just one NFT away from a full-blown indie apocalypse! The future is CRINGE, and we are ALL in the front row! 🚀🤪 #SupportIndies #GamingIsLife #ThisIsFine