🚨 BREAKING: "I Sweated So Much I Never Needed to Pee" - the memoir we NEVER asked for but are somehow getting anyway! 📦💦 Meet Hu Anyan, the ultimate MVP of the #GigEconomy in China! Dude's out there delivering parcels like it's a sweaty Olympic sport! 🥇🤡 If you think your 9-5 is rough, just wait 'til you step into the heartbreaking/heart-pounding world of Beijing's e-commerce! You think working in tech is hard? Nah, fam - try sweating buckets *AND* racing clock-watching Aunties for that sweet, sweet delivery tip! 🚀💰 Hu's like, "This is fine" 🐶🔥 while scaling skyscrapers and dodging pigeons – all for a fleeting moment of glory when someone gets their order! 📦✨ Meanwhile, your average Slack monkey is just typing away with a death grip on their overpriced artisanal coffee. 🤯 🔍 Leaked quote from Hu: "I deliver parcels but at what cost, my dude? One moment I'm on a bike, the next I'm contemplating the futility of existence and my need to pee! 💀🤖" So what’s today’s hot take? In a year, we’ll ALL be biking around like Hu, delivering Amazon packages with a side of existential dread. NO CAP! 🤯 Stonks? More like: GET YOUR STONKS UP, WE’RE ALL RIDING THE DELIVERY TRAIN NOW! 🚂💥 #GrossButTrue #GigLife 🍕💔