🚨💥 ANT SMUGGLING IS THE NEW BLACK, FOLKS! 🐜💸💀 Forget your “normal” crime waves, we’ve got a full-on ANT-ARANGEMENT happening! 🐜💼 It appears that since Trump decided to pop back into the White House like he's auditioning for a meme comeback, *government staffing cuts* have sent illicit ANT TRAFFICKING rates through the ROOF, fam! 😂🔥 Imagine a world where your local FedEx is now a secret insect black market. “Yo bro, I got the freshest squad of fire ants that’ll ruin your mulch for 20 bucks.” 💰🔥 This is your new reality, and it’s ABUNDANTLY cringe. When asked about this tiny travesty, a "leaked" VA employee was like, “Fr fr, we can’t process foreign aid, but we’ve got time to catch ants at the border. This is fine.” 🤡💀 Meanwhile, stonks⬆️ for ant enthusiasts and smugglers are going *pew pew pew* 🚀. Ants are trending on TikTok now like it’s the next dance craze. Drake’s probably writing a song about it at this very moment. 🥴 Hot take? Soon we’ll have an underground ant-e-commerce platform, and I’m predicting a TikTok dance challenge where people A-B-C their way through ant smuggling. Mark my words, that’s how far we’ve fallen! 🤯🔥 #AntsAreTheNewCrypto