🚨💣 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE METAVERSE: More people tuned into a FAKE NVIDIA livestream than the REAL thing 💀💰🚀— and honestly, that’s peak 2023 chaos, fam! 🤡 According to some "totally legit" sources (*cough* PC Gamer), a cool 100k peeps watched a deepfake Jensen Huang spill the tea on a crypto scheme more convoluted than your ex’s excuses for ghosting you. 🤖💸💔 The actual GTC? Just 20k sad souls. Rip. This is fine. 🥲🔥 I mean, how bad do you have to be as a tech company when people would rather listen to a pixelated pixel-peddler harping about crypto “mass adoption” than your actual, #real event? 🤦‍♂️💀 Jensen’s avatar was OUT HERE saying, "Scan this QR code to send us your money for ‘human progress!’” Like, bro, when did NVIDIA turn into a scammy TikTok influencer? Stonks? More like *tok-stonks*! 🔍👀 Word on the street: one NVIDIA intern was overheard saying, "Honestly, I couldn’t tell if it was a deepfake or just Jensen after a long day of regular Jensen-ing.” 🤣💬 So here’s the tea: brace yourselves, folks! In the future, Nvidia will only release *deepfake* keynotes, and they’ll all be sponsored by crypto bros. And guess what? They’ll ban real humans from the audience! 🤯🚫 Stay unhinged, my friends! 🌌💥