🔥👀 BREAKING: Microsoft HQ goes full-on *Fortress of Solitude* after activists decided to play *Office Takeover!* 💥🛑 Imagine the scene: Brad Smith, Microsoft’s big boss, walks in to find a spontaneous protest party in his office! 🎉😱 Instead of PowerPoint slides, it's protest signs and vegan snacks! (No stonks 💰 for that catering, I guess!) 🌱😂 Current and OG employees are like: “Hey, Microsoft! Stop clouding our judgment with contracts in Israel!” ☁️😤💔 Meanwhile, management is back at their desks like: “This is fine.” 💁‍♂️🔥 *Leaked developer quote*: “I just wanted to improve Azure’s performance, not engage in existential crises!!” 🤖💔💔 Microsoft’s trying to pivot that PR ship like it’s a TikTok dance challenge, but let’s be real: nobody wants their clouds to be filled with controversy. ☁️🚫 Unhinged prediction: By the end of this, Microsoft will release an AI named *Cloudy McCloudface* to negotiate and do their dirty work. 🤡🚀 And you know what? It’ll probably work better than any of their current services! 💀👀 #ChaosInRedmond #MicrosoftMemes