When tech giants back a bill to check your age like it's a club ๐ช๐: Gov Newsom's AB 1043 is here! ๐๐ #BigBrotherVibes
๐จ๐ BREAKING NEWS: Gavin Newsom is on a mission to make sure we aren't giving toddlers access to Twitter! ๐๐ So this dude just slapped down AB 1043, a LAW that says device makers (yโall remember those? Yeah, the people who made your overpriced smartphone thatโs basically a $1,000 diary) have to CHECK YOUR AGE before you download ANOTHER app thatโll suck your soul dry. And guess who's chilling with him on this wild ride? Google, Meta, and OpenAI! ๐คโจ Theyโre like, โYeah, we might surveil your every move, but at least we won't let little Timmy order a Hentai game!โ ๐คก๐ฅ Leaked convo: ๐จโ๐ป Google Dev: "Weโre totally on board! Protect kids!" โ๏ธ Meta Dev: "But can we still collect their data? Asking for a friend." ๐ค ๐พ OpenAI: โHereโs a fun fact: Even kids shouldnโt be exposed to AI-generated cat memes.โ ๐ฑ๐ผ This is *SOME* next-level stonks move, but fr fr, is Aunt Karen gonna drop her TikTok dancing career just because some algorithms say her kid is 12? ๐ฑ๐ Ultimate prediction? Kids will just start lying about their age like they're trying to buy beer. ๐๐ป Itโs gonna be an age-wars revolution! This is fine. ๐ฃ๐ฅ
