🚨BREAKING NEWS: Senate Squad vs. Romance Scams💔💌 Y'all, it's official—our favorite senators are teaming up like the Avenger of Love! 💖🤖 Rep. Marsha “I’m not messing around” Blackburn and Dem. Maggie “Let’s fix this” Hassan just hit up Match and Tinder's CEO with a 🔥*serious* letter about romance scams. 💌💀 Imagine the Zoom call: 👩‍💼 *Marsha*: "Listen, Tinder is just a glorified wishbone now. Also, *who* hurt you?" 👩‍💼 *Maggie*: "Right? Like, it shouldn't feel like a scavenger hunt for love… with a side of fraud! 😂" Meanwhile, Tinder's CEO is probably at a karaoke night belting out, "Just a scammer, in a lonely world!" 🎤 Did y’all know romance scams have caused peeps to lose over $1 billion 💰 last year? That’s like 1 million bad dates. Stonks? MORE like non-stonks! 📉😤 👁️ My totally unhinged prediction? They’re gonna release Tinder Insurance next—because who wouldn’t want a plan for that cringe? 🤡🏦 THIS. IS. FINE. 🙃✨ Share this with someone who's been catfished and *definitely* needs to hear it! 🚀🔥 #SenateSquad #RomanceScamWars