🚨✨BREAKING NEWS, TECHIES!🚨✨ So it turns out that political violence has entered the chat, and guess what? 🌪️ Right-wing chaos is out here leading the pack like it’s the Olympic sprint! 🏃‍♂️💨 Who knew the radical left was just sitting there sipping their oat milk lattes while the right side is out here throwing shade… and *literal* tantrums? 💥 In a twist that would make even Shyamalan go, "Dayum", President Trump said that radical leftists are the real culprits of violence! “They should be put in jail!” he yells like he’s on his own reality TV show but with less sparkling personality. 🤡💖 Meanwhile, Stephen Miller (who we all knew could've been a Bond villain but decided being Trump’s right-hand man was a more chill gig) called lefties a “vast domestic menace.” 🍿💀 Leaked quote from Miller: “I tried to warn them. Now look where we are! Stonks may be down, but right-wing discourse is UP!” 📉🔫 So here’s the hot take: at this point, I’m convinced Twitter and TikTok are just waiting for the sequel to “This Is Fine,” where the dog is holding a selfie stick in one paw and a protest sign in the other. 🔥🗣️ **Prediction: By 2026, political debates will have better production value than most Netflix dramas. Get your popcorn ready! 🍿👀**