🚀💰📉 STOP THE PRESSES! NASA and Lockheed Martin just hit us with a plot twist that even M. Night Shyamalan wouldn’t see coming! 🤯💥 After TWO DECADES of being glued together like that weird couple from high school prom, the Orion spacecraft and the Space Launch System (SLS) rocket are flirting with the idea of a DRAMA-FILLED SPLIT! 💔 Like, who needs that SLS loyalty when you can swipe right on other rockets? Lockheed is out here playing the field like it’s a Tinder for spacecraft! 🚀💔 “We’re looking at reusability and lower costs,” said a *completely* REAL developer we totally didn’t just make up, “because no one wants to be the Bruce Wayne of rockets, spending too much and getting zero returns. 🦸‍♂️💸” Imagine the chaos—Orion hitching a ride on a SpaceX rocket, giving stonks vibes like 💹🔥, while SLS seethes in the corner with that “This is fine” dog meme. 🐕🔥 But here’s the hottest take: In a year, they’ll be serving us Orion cappuccinos and SpaceX lattes at your local café! ☕️☕️ So get ready for your morning coffee to have a side of rocket fuel! 🚀🤡 #SpaceMess #TechDrama #BasedAndRocketPilled Spread the chaos, fam! 💥💀