🚨💥 BREAKING TECH NEWS: Mint Mobile’s NEW Home *MINTERNET* Plan is here, and it’s as cheap as your friend’s last-minute pizza order! 🍕😱 But WAIT... 🤔 you can only get it if you have a Mint phone plan and fork over THREE MONTHS of cash upfront! 💰 This sounds like a financial hostage situation. “Hey, do you want low prices? Gimme three months of your life and your phone number! 📱🤑” So, this 5G wizardry offers speeds between 133-415 Mbps, which is basically like catching Pikachu while riding a cheetah in terms of internet speed 🌌💨. But it’s still got the same throttling drama as T-Mobile, coming in just after 1 TB of data! So, if you’re planning on binge-watching The Office for the thousandth time, good luck with that! 📺💀 Developer quote leak: “Our pricing model is based on the idea that people love doing math under pressure! 🤓” – *Some Intern Named Chad* With all the skimping on perks like security features and streaming services, I say this is as cringe as Jay Leno’s TikTok account. 🔥 So, grab your Mint phone, a calculator, and prepare to seethe over your *Minternet* bills like it’s 2020 all over again! 🔥 Prediction: In 2024, Mint will announce a *Mint Carpet* service where they literally roll your internet into your house! 🚀 #MintForLife #ThisIsFine