🚨**BREAKING: Microsoft & Asus are going full send into the handheld gaming scene and honestly, it’s giving me major “it's fine” vibes!** 🚨💥😱 Mark your calendars folks! 🗓️ On October 16th, they’re dropping the ROG Xbox Ally series! Why? Because SteamOS and the Steam Deck were doing WAY too well and someone had to say “hold my Blue Monster” 🥴💪. Imagine, an Xbox-branded handheld that *actually* has a Windows UI that’s so controller-friendly you might just need two hands to hold it like it’s a baby! 👶🔧 LMAO, they’re basically handing you the *beloved* cringe of Windows 11 in handheld form! No cap, a true gamer’s delight and a cry for help at the same time. 🤷‍♂️ Said one anonymous dev when asked about the user experience: “Why not make gaming feel like you're doing your taxes?” 💼🤣 The ROG Xbox Ally Duo is here to keep the dream (and nightmares) alive! In even worse news, they’re making it *harder* to play your favorite games without also adding a cheat sheet for keyboard combos! 🧑‍💻💀 🔮 *Hot take ahead*: In 2025, we’ll all be playing games through a VR headset where you control everything with your mind while the game sends you passive-aggressive notifications about your screen time. #DreamBig #Seethe 🤯✨ Like if you’re ready for the future that’s literally just a “This is Fine” meme waiting to happen! 🚀✌️