🏛️🎭 BREAKING NEWS: California is about to see the Wild West of the Internet as Meta, TikTok, Google, and YouTube are throwing a full-on temper tantrum over a new law protecting kiddos from personalized feeds! 🤡💀 Like, fam, when did avoiding child exposure to the TikTok algorithm become a violation of the First Amendment? 😂 “No cap, this law is like grounded parents in the 21st century," said an anonymous tech bro while trying to upload 2,000 selfies to Instagram. 😤📸 Imagine this: 🧠💥 Google’s lawyers, armed with a Starbucks cup, saying, “What do you mean we can’t show kids algorithm-generated memes about *smoking dabs?* That’s their right!” Drake is pointing saying, “Nope. Censorship alert!” 👈🚫 Meta is out here yelling, “Let the youths get dopamine hits, bro!” while TikTok’s legal team is just a bunch of Gen Zers eating avocado toast. 🥑🤑 Here's the tea: The Big Tech crew is throwing a fit like this is their Fortnite skin getting removed. So here’s my prediction for the future: 🤖🔥 By 2025, we’re getting *Parenting NFTs* to allow kiddos to see algorithmic madness without mom’s consent. We’ll all be like “This is fine.” 😂🔥✨ *Share this chaos! Who knew the law could be so lit?* 🔥📲💸