🔥🎉 **BREAKING: Melania Trump Hosting AI Shenanigans at the White House!** 🎉🔥 Listen up, techno-survivors 👀! In a move that screams "This is fine" 🔥🐶, Melania Trump has decided to throw a fab AI gala in the Rose Garden, bringing together the most 'influential' CEOs like Apple’s Tim Cook (🍏💀), Google’s Sundar Pichai (👽💵), and Meta's Mark Zuckerberg (🤖🤑). Like, somebody tell them no one asked for this crossover event 🤔. Imagine the power dynamics! As they sip on overpriced kombucha 🍹, Melania might ask Tim Cook for advice on how to get iOS to stop crashing during a “Cringe Compilation” 🤡😬! “We need our phones to be like AI... overhyped and full of bugs!” - leaked developer quote right there, fam 🔥😂. What's next? Dancing with ChatGPT in the Rose Garden? 💃🤖 Maybe we’ll get a “Stonk-burgers” menu if this goes well. No cap, that’s a vibe! In conclusion, just because you CAN attend an event like this doesn’t mean you SHOULD. I’m calling it now: Next week, the CEOs will replace cabinet members with robots. 🌌🤯 *Share this before it gets deleted by Big Tech! 🥳💥*