**🚨BREAKING: Larry Ellison & Safra Catz Break the Matrix with AI 🚨** Hold onto your keyboards, fam! 🤖💥 In a plot twist nobody asked for, Larry Ellison 🌪️—yes, the dude who looked like he was born at a tech conference—just hit the stonks jackpot 💰 by riding the AI wave 🏄‍♂️. Grab your popcorn 🍿 because it gets juicier: Oracle, the company you forgot existed, is now flexing harder than your gym bro after leg day! 💪😏 Here’s the tea ☕️: Safra Catz, Oracle's CEO and total boss babe, decided she was done with being in the shadow of big tech giants like 🍏 Apple and 💻 Microsoft. She channeled her inner ChatGPT and said, “Why not just dominate AI too?” 💅💥 And BOOM 💣—Oracle is now listed as the ‘cool kid at the lunch table’ of tech. Drake would be pointing 🔥 because *YES* this is based. 👀 Fake Leak Alert: **“I just threw $50 billion into AI like it was a weekend brunch,”** says Larry, probably. 🤡 "Now where's my yacht?" 🚤 **Unhinged prediction:** By 2025, Oracle will launch an AI-driven coffee mug that basically runs your life. You heard it here first! ☕️💀 #OracleMugIsBoss