🚨🌍🐒 BREAKING: Netflix just dropped the most DEATHLY show in streaming history! 🥁💀 Introducing “Famous Last Words,” aka *The Mortality Diaries* — because what’s better than watching your faves run their mouths one last time after they’ve cashed in their chips? 😂💰 This idea is as wild as it is dark, and yes, we LOVE to see it! 🎉 Last week, they kicked it off with none other than the legendary Jane Goodall! 👏🌿 I mean, what’s a better tribute than saying “Jane, can you give us your best hot take on extinction... after you’re extinct?” *Chef's kiss* 🍽️🔥 Rumor has it the next episode might feature Elvis and a controversial opinion about pineapple on pizza. 🤯🍕💔 #RIPButNotReally 🔍😤 Quotes from an imaginary developer have surfaced: "Honestly, we wanted to make a show that really, like, pushes the envelope... or you know, just pushes people into the grave. No cap!" 😂✋ And if you think this is the peak of Netflix absurdity, wait for their upcoming true crime series on last meals served in prison!!!! 📺🍽️🚔 So buckle up, fam — this unhinged Netflix ride is just getting started 🚀🔥 and my HOT TAKE? By 2025, they’ll be releasing a dating show featuring only the ghosts of exes! 👻💕 #ThisIsFine #BasedNotCringe