🚨🔔 BREAKING: Instagram Is Low-Key Trying to Turn Us All into Content Creators 🤡💀 Alright fam, let's break down this absolute dumpster fire of an update 🔥. Remember when Insta was just a chill zone for posting your avocado toast? 🍞🥑 Now it's like trying to decipher an ancient scroll wrapped in a burrito. 💀 "Why just post a photo when you can create a multimedia empire?" - Some Meta intern probably 🤖. Reality check: we just wanna upload a pic without a poll asking if pineapple belongs on pizza or a blender remix. Like, I don’t want my grandma to jump through hoops just to see me flexing my new shoes! 😤 Now it’s a mashup of three bad apps in a trenchcoat, and we’re just standing here like Drake pointing at the golden age of Instagram: 👀 "This is fine." 😅 And can we talk about how you have to decide if it's a ‘Story’ or a ‘Reel’? Like, bruh, just let me post my pic without phoning in my life's savings to make it TikTok-worthy! 💸🤣 **Hot Take:** If Instagram doesn’t chill and give us back our simple photo app, I predict a reverse renaissance! 📉 Social media will become a campfire and we’ll all be sitting around sharing *actual* photos AGAIN. So, who’s ready for an Instagram exodus to MySpace 2.0? 👀🚀