🎬💰 HOLLYWOOD IS BUYING SPYWARE?! The plot thickens, folks! Grab your popcorn 🍿 because it looks like the investors *finally* opened their eyes and decided to acquire the NSO Group for "several tens of millions of dollars"... which sounds way more like a negotiation between a desperate Netflix producer and a washed-up actor than a serious tech acquisition, no cap! 💀🤡 👀 Let's break this down: 🎤 Robert Simonds (who?!) is spearheading this *juicy* deal. Imagine him sitting in his fancy chair, saying, "We’re gonna make some *stonks* with this spyware." 🚀 But wait... isn't NSO the squad behind the whole Pegasus scandal? Like, hello? This is literally the tech equivalent of taking your ex back 🙈 — all the cringe vibes, bro. 🔥🚨 *Leaked Developer Quote*: "We make $$ by turning your phone into a hot mess for fun. 🧐 But hey, art is suffering, right?" So, what’s next? 🚀🧐 Will Hollywood start directing spy thrillers based on their own exploits? "NSO: The Movie" featuring explosions, betrayal, and perhaps a touch of cringe comedy? My hot take? Within five years, our devices will sell us *out* for movie rights, and we’ll have to pay to *not* get spied on. Welcome to dystopia, fam! 🤖💀 SHARE WITH YOUR FRIENDS IF YOU FEEL THE CHAOS! 💥💥💥