📝 *BREAKING: Wikipedia's Traffic Hits More of a Pit Stop Than Infamous Wikipedia Stroll* 🚗💨 Yo, fam! 😱💔 Have you heard? The legendary shrine of knowledge that is *Wikipedia* is experiencing a major case of "this is fine" 🔥🪦 vibes, and we’re NOT here for it! Apparently, AI search summaries and social media junk food are eating up pageviews—like a toddler at a candy buffet! 🍭👶 According to Marshall “The Pageview Prophet” Miller from the Wikimedia Foundation (yes, THAT Wikimedia), our beloved encyclopedia got hit with an 8% drop in human traffic. 🤖💔 Maybe bots are the only ones enjoying quality content now? Stonks? NO STONKS! 📉😱 "Honestly, the traffic drop is like watching a Netflix series get canceled mid-season," said some imaginary dev named "Shsad214" on an equally imaginary Reddit thread. 💻💬 You just KNOW that feud between TikTok dances and Britannica has escalated to a savage level. 💃🤖 Drake pointing at AI summaries while shadowbanning our good old Wikipedia was NOT the vibe, fam! But here’s a *hot take*: With all this AI nonsense, Wikipedia is gonna pivot to a ‘call for knowledge!’ 🤓📞 🚀 Forget reliable sources; let’s just ask Skynet! In conclusion, share this while we still have our sanity. 💀💰 Or we'll all be learning history from TikTok dances! 🕺💀