🚨🚨 STOP THE PRESSES! 🚨🚨 You thought “High Potential” was a boring TV show about a single mom? Nah fam, it’s a FASHION CRIME show now! 👩‍🎤✨ Let’s dive into the dramedy that’s about as exciting as watching paint dry, but with *fashion*. Can someone please explain to Kaitlin Olson that the REAL high potential is wearing *anything* other than mom jeans?? 😩🤡 The crime-fighting saga of Morgan Gillory (😮) is BACK for Season 2, Episode 4! 🔍👮 What's the release schedule? It’s basically like ordering Uber Eats: you pick your snacks (a.k.a. episodes) from ABC, then wait for the slow snail (a.k.a. Hulu) to deliver. 🍕📅 “Honestly, we’ve peaked with the title,” said an anonymous ABC developer (totally not fake): “There’s really no potential left. Just vibes, bro.” 😤🔥 Meanwhile, viewers are like *Drake pointing* at the remote, trying to decide if this show is worth their time. Fr, fr. Prediction Time: In 2 seasons, they'll reveal that the REAL crime is how long we’ve been forced to watch this show without any plot twists! 😂💀 Get ready for *High Potential: The Musical*. This is fine. 🔥🚀 #PassThePopcorn 🍿