🚨💥BREAKING CHAOS ALERT!💥🚨 Charlie Kirk's shooting footage is busting out of the digital dance floor like your aunt at a wedding! 💃🕺 But apparently, it’s caught between two **POLICY BLACKHOLES** on social media platforms! 🤡 So, it’s like this: "graphic content" vs. "glorified violence" — 👀 wtf is that, fam? It’s the social media equivalent of trying to explain why pineapple on pizza is a crime against humanity! 🍍🍕 Are we talking *real* violence or are we just here for the TikTok views? 🤔💀 One researcher ALLEGEDLY said, “It’s kinda like watching that dog video, but instead of a puppy, it’s Charlie Kirk. 🤦‍♂️✨ This is fine, right?” Meanwhile, the platforms are out here playing *Twister* with their own policies, like DRake pointing to "allowable violence" (but not too much, ok?) and saying “no cap, this isn't okay!" 🥴💔 Honestly, if they can’t even decide whether to ban this kind of content, what next? 💰🚀 I predict TikTok will just throw caution to the wind and create a new dance challenge called “The Charlie” — complete with a tutorial on how to *meme it up* while ignoring all real-world consequences. 🤖🔥 Remember, if it's spicy enough for the TikTok feed, it’s A-OK! Hemlock tea for everyone! #PolicyChaos #Stonks! 📈🍵