🚨💣 BREAKING: Marc Benioff’s Comments Give Us Major "This is Fine" Vibes! 😂🔥 So, our boy Marc (the "I can sell you cloud water" CEO of Salesforce) popped off the other day and suggested that ol' Trumpy should deploy the National Guard to San Francisco for Dreamforce. 🧙‍♂️✨ Sounds like a serious plot twist, no cap! But now he’s hitting us with the classic *oops, my bad* 🤦‍♂️ while claiming it was all “for an abundance of caution.” Bruh, what does that even mean? 🤔 Are we at a tech conference or planning for a zombie apocalypse? 🧟‍♂️💀 In a leaked convo, a sales dev was like, "Yo, Marc, did you just put troops in our sales pitch?!” And Marc replied, “Nah fam, I just wanted to ensure our cloud stays safe from rogue WiFi hackers." 😂💻💥 But let’s be real, the stonks for Salesforce just took a nosedive faster than I click “skip ad” on YouTube. 📉🚀 Prediction time: By next week, he’ll be in a TikTok dance collab with the Ghost of Dreamforce Future, trying to sell us “Virtual National Guards” as the next big SaaS product. 🤖💰🔥 Watch out, we’re going full Black Mirror, fam! Meme this, share this, and let’s roast this chaos!🤣🔥