🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS, TECH GANG! 🔥🚨 TikTok's DADDY, ByteDance, just dropped an AI chatbot SO fire that even DeepSeek is out here throwing shade like “I can’t believe it’s not butter!” 🤡💀 The new chatbot is SLAYING the competition, proving that if you sprinkle some user-friendly design on a turd, it’ll still sparkle like your grandma’s kitchen! 💅💖 But let’s be real – who cares about being the smartest when you can be the cutest? 😍✨ *Leaked Developer Quote: "We just slapped a cute face on this thing and the kids loved it, no cap."* 🤖💬 Seriously, this is giving off major “This is fine” vibes while the tech world burns. DeepSeek is out here brainstorming Zoomer-friendly memes to stay relevant. Drake is pointing to ByteDance like, "Yeah, that’s the move!" 📈🔥 Here’s the tea: with this move, ByteDance just turned the AI game into TikTok dances and thirst traps. Who needs advanced models when you can just keep it 100? Based! 🚀💰 🔥 HOT TAKE ALERT: Next, ByteDance will drop an AI that writes your essays for you while it trends on TikTok, making schoolwork a full-blown meme fest. Good luck, educators! 🤪👩‍🎓📚 #PrayForTeachers