🎉🚨 BREAKING TECH CHAOS ALERT 🚨🎉 So, imagine you’re vibing with your friends and suddenly, a mega rich squad consisting of BlackRock (👔💰), Nvidia (👾💚), xAI (Elon’s playground 🚀🤖), and Microsoft (that guy your mom thinks is Bill Gates) decide to come together like the Avengers 🦸‍♂️ to drop a whopping **$40 BILLION** 💸 on Texas' own Aligned Data Centers. Like, what are they planning? A new server farm to train their AI to take over the world? 🥴🌍 This squad’s basically the financial equivalent of Drake pointing at anything that moves and saying, “Based!” 😤💯 Meanwhile, Macquarie’s over here like, “I’m just trying to run my data center, leave me alone!” 😩💔 **Leaked Developer Quote**: “Let’s be honest, this is less about demand for computing power and more about getting a piece of that sweet, sweet Texas BBQ fund.” 🍖🔥 And while we’re at it, remember when nobody cared about data centers? 😂 Now they’re the new stonks. Just wait until they start selling hay bales and data lakes in the same breath. 🚜💾 🔥🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2025, every WiFi router will be powered by an Aligned Data Center, and AT&T will offer you a 5G signal for your toaster. This is gonna get wild. 💀🤡 #DataRevolution #TexasToast 🥳