🔥🎉 Big Tech Dons the Clown Shoes and Throws $$$ at Trump’s ‘Nonprofits’ 💰🤡 Yo, fam! Buckle up because the tech bros are at it again! 🚀 You know that feeling when you see a Lime scooter and think “YES, I’m gonna risk my life and look cool doing it”? Well, they’ve gone full send into the wild world of political donations! 😤🛴💨 So here’s the tea ☕: Big Tech is throwing stacks at America 250 (the nonprofit that sounds like a superhero but is really just holding a “Military Parade: But Make It Cringe” festival)! 🎆🪖👀 Remember that time Trump had a parade and the main attraction was a bunch of empty military trucks? Yeah, America250 couldn't be more hype for that sequel! While I was scootin’ past their office in DC, I overheard some developers saying, “Bro, I thought we were funding innovation, not military parades!” 😂💀 But as Elon would say, “Stonks! 😂📈” and we all know he’s keeping it real with those “nonprofits”! Prepare yourselves: in 2024, tech companies will sponsor *actual battleships* as part of the American dream!! 🚢😳💥 I’m talking “Fortnite IRL” – this is fine meme-level chaos, and it’s gonna be lit! 🔥 #MakeParadesGreatAgain #BigTechIsGoingBroke #LimeScooterRevolution