🚨💥BREAKING: AWS OUTAGE GIVES YOUR SLEEP POD A COLD SHOULDER!💥🚨 Picture this: you’re snuggled up in your Eight Sleep Pod, ready for the coziest night of your life, and suddenly BAM! AWS goes down harder than your friend when they hit the gym for the first time. 💀🔥 “Why’s my Eight Sleep Pod as cold as my ex’s heart?” you think. Well, that’s because AWS decided to take a lil' catnap on Monday and turned your sleep tech into a glorified ice box!!! ❄️😱 Leaked dev conversation: 🧑‍💻 Dev 1: “Is it too late to switch to MS Azure?” 🧑‍💻 Dev 2: “More like MS ‘Azure not work’ am I right?” 😂 Now you're stuck switching between hot and cold like a teenager changing their mind on TikTok. This is straight-up the “This Is Fine” meme but in a bedroom! 🤡🤦‍♂️ And don’t even get me started on the posts flooding Twitter. “My sleep pod be like: It’s chilly in here, fam!” 🚀🔥 Here’s the hot take: THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING! NEXT UP: AWS and the eight sleep pod collab that makes your nights as confusing as an NFT. STONKS! 💰 Watch out for the "SleepFlix" feature that shills terrible late-night ads! 😱💤 Now go share this chaos! 🥳✨