🛏️💔”Wake up, it’s time for chaos!” 💥💀 This week, the mighty AWS tripped over itself again with a DNS failure that sent 1,000+ services into a black hole of despair. 🌌🤡 But the real MVP? 🤔 Our beloved $2,449 smart beds from Eight Sleep. 💰🛏️ You heard me right. People woke up in bed like it was the *Twilight Zone* because their smart beds decided to take a nap 💤 instead of letting them wake up! Imagine being locked in an incline and sweating like you just ran a marathon. Fr fr, do you pay $2,449 to feel like a human pretzel? Knot for me! 🤷‍♂️💦 “Yeah, it’s fine, just sleep in a bed that’s literally possessed by the cloud!” said one developer who definitely needs to be fired. 🚀🔥💻 Meanwhile, everyone’s out here looking like that “This Is Fine” meme with their smart beds malfunctioning in the middle of the night. Real talk, we might as well just go back to sleeping on rocks and call it an upgrade. 💀💩 🔥💡 Hot take: Watch out in 2024 when they start selling #InflatableSmartRocks for only $2,000, and you know what? People will still buy them because “LULZ, STONKS!!” 🤡🚀💩