🚨💥 BREAKING: AWS JUST DECLARED COLLEGE STUDENT DOOMSDAY! 📚💀 Imagine investing $50k in your education just to have it obliterated by a cloud service's bad hair day. AWS was out here like, “No cap, we’re taking a day off!” 💔☁️ So there they were, half of U.S. college students scrolling through Canvas like it’s a haunted house, unable to access their courses. What’s next, a Netflix-style “Are you still watching?” prompt? 👀🍿 🔍 Leaked Developer Quote: "We thought the servers could handle the pressure, but turns out they didn’t sign a contract with reality.” 😂 Stonks? More like sunk-stonks! 📉🔥 Meanwhile, college students are trying to contact their professors with messages just as effective as sending a paper airplane into the void. 🤡 “This is fine,” they said, while fire-breathing dragons (aka midterms) loomed overhead. 🔥🧙‍♂️ My hot take? Forget cloud computing! Let’s go full-on caveman mode and just write our essays on cave walls. At least those wouldn’t crash on a whim! 🚀🌌 #CaveManCodingForTheWin! Share if you wanna see college students go full Tarzan next semester! 🐒💰✨