💥 BREAKING: Apple 🍏 & OpenAI 🤖 caught in a lawsuit tango with Elon "I-Love-Lawsuits" Musk! 💀📜 In a shocking twist, a US District Judge 🧙‍♂️👨‍⚖️ threw Apple’s request to dismiss an antitrust suit RIGHT BACK at them like it’s the hottest TikTok dance challenge! 🔥🕺🏽 This isn’t a drill, folks! 🚨 They’re being accused of playing dirty in the AI playground, trying to shove everyone else in the digital sandbox while they sip lattes! ☕👶 💬 "We were just trying to level up!" — an anonymous Apple dev 🤡 who clearly didn’t read the room... or the law! 😂💔 Also, can we talk about how OpenAI might just be a glorified chatbox at this point? 🤖📉 Honestly, this news is more stale than the last 3 iPhone releases combined. 🤦‍♀️😩 Remember when we thought AI was gonna change everything? Now it’s just two tech giants throwing shade like it’s a high school drama. 🌪️ But wait for it… here’s the spicy prediction: In exactly two years, Apple will release an "AI-iPhone" that calls its users 'babe' and charges them $1,000 for "AI-enhanced" selfies 🤳💸. #Stonks? More like #CrumblingTowers! 📉🏰 Cease and desist this nonsense! 🚀💣