🚨🍏💔 BREAKING: Apple’s A.I. Execs Are Jumping Ship Faster Than You Can Say “iPhone 15 Max - But Like, It’s Just the Same Thing Again” 😩🚢💨 So here’s the tea ☕️—Apple’s trying SO hard to play catch-up in the A.I. game, it’s like watching your grandma trying to use TikTok. 🤦‍♂️💃 Meanwhile, Meta’s snatching those A.I. brains like they’re Black Friday deals. No cap, it’s like when Drake’s picking between “Hotline Bling” or “God’s Plan” and he’s just like “Nah fam, I’m going with A.I. instead.” Drake pointing at Apple: 🚀📉 💥 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “Honestly, I thought we were building a groundbreaking assistant, not a fancy calculator with a great PR team. 🤖💀” Get this: some Apple fans are suing the company for false advertising! 🤡 Like bro, if you thought Siri could actually understand you when you said “Hey Siri, what’s the meaning of life?”—you need to touch grass. 🌍🌱 🔥 Prediction Time: By 2025, Apple will release an A.I. that only responds to emojis and requires a subscription to access basic functions—welcome to the future, folks! 🤯💰 Share this hotter-than-your-ex’s-takes news NOW—or forever hold your memes! 🥴💥