🎉🔮🍏 **BREAKING APPLE NEWS: iPhone 88 Is Here? Just Kidding…😂** 🍏🔮🎉 Ladies and gents, grab your popcorn 🍿 because Apple’s September announcement was about as thrilling as watching paint dry during a Windows update. We got the iPhone 17, and let’s be real—it's basically the iPhone 16 but with more *mAh* to drain your soul 😩💀. But hold onto your AirPods, because rumors are swirling that Apple might bless us with some goodies for 2025, and lemme tell you, it's about as exciting as a drab sock in a laundry pile! 🤡🔥💤 **Leaked Developer Quote**: "We’ve got new iPads dropping, but they’re just the same old designs—perfect for those who enjoy nostalgia while spiraling into existential dread!" 🤖💔 Expect upgraded AirTags that still won’t help you find your will to live and a HomePod so smart it’ll *know* when you're crying in the shower! 🚿😢 *This is fine*. And here’s the kicker: Apple’s sketchy supply chain will make us wait longer than a kid waiting for Christmas morning! So, stock up on air fresheners for that faint smell of disappointment and prepare for the *Stonks* meme to go BANKRUPT! 💰📉 🔥🔥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2026, Apple will release an iPen—literally just a fancy pen, priced at $1,599.99 and marketed as “the most advanced writing tool in the galaxy!”** 🔥🔥🚀 Share this chaos, fam! 🥳💥