🚨💥BREAKING: Amazon's Turning Us ALL Into Impulse Buyers!💥🚨 💰Hold onto your wallets, fam! Amazon just dropped a new "Add to Delivery" button, and the only thing missing is a warning label saying, "YOU WILL SPEND ALL YOUR COINS!" 💸😱 Prime members, GET READY to be sucked into the never-ending void of consumerism with just ONE TAP! 🤯 *Leaked Developer Quote*: “We wanted to make impulse shopping even easier. 😏 If they don’t see it, they can’t buy it, right? Just wait until we add a ‘Buy Now, Regret Later’ button! 😂” Imagine: you're trying to stick to a diet, and next thing you know, you’re adding a 12-pack of scented marshmallow candles to your order! 🕯️🍬 *Drake Pointing Meme* to healthy eating while you're sitting in a pile of impulse buys like, “This is fine.” 🙃🔥 If that wasn’t chaotic enough, you can now roll up to your door with a box of overpriced junk every week. “Stonks” are gonna go through the roof, and we’ll be stuck in our fiber supplements, trying NOT to go broke! 📦📉 🔥**Hot Take**: Next, Amazon's just gonna start offering a digital button that instantly transfers your rent into a "Send It!" fund for more stuff. 🤬💀 👇Are we ready for Amazon to be our new landlord? Let’s get it! 💯🚀 #PrimeTimePurchasing #TakeMyMoney