🎧🚀👀 **Breaking News: AirPods Pro 3 Almost Dethrones Apple Watch Like It's Gollum with the One Ring!** 💍🤡 Hold onto your iPhones, fam! Apparently, Apple has decided that our ears deserve more attention than our wrists! 🙌💰 The AirPods Pro 3 are about to swoop in like a superhero 🦸‍♂️ and make us think, "Why was I wearing a glorified calculator on my wrist anyway?" 🤷‍♂️📉 Listen, I've been slowly drifting away from my Apple Watch like it's an ex who won't stop texting me "just checking in" 😩... and it sounds like I’m not alone! A *"leaked"* conversation with an Apple dev went something like this: 🎤 Developer: "Dude, why wear a watch when we can have your health data literally whispered into your ears?" 👨‍💻 Me: "STOP, get out of my head, Apple!" So, with these fancy health features, 🍏💉 *AirPods Pro 3 might just take selfies of my heart rate and post them on Insta. No cap.* 😂🔥 But here's the tea ☕: if I keep ditching my watch for my earbuds, next thing you know, I’ll be wearing AirPods as a headband and call it fashion! 💅💁‍♂️ *Stonks up!* **Prediction Alert**: In the not-so-distant future, we’re all going to wear AirPods around our necks like they’re the new status symbol, while the Apple Watch collects dust like that one high school diploma nobody cares about! 🎓💀 #AppleWatchWho? #EarbudsOverEverything