🔥🔥 WHOA WHOA WHOA! 🚨Big Tech Drama Alert!🚨 WhatsApp is trying to be the UN of your phone and 🎉 *just* dropped a message translation tool for iPhone users in *21 different languages*! 🌎💬 Like, gimme a break, WhatsApp. Are we playing Pokémon Go and trying to catch 'em all? 🤯 So, basically, if you’re worried about your homies from across the globe not understanding your deep philosophical musings about cat memes 🐱🧠, worry no more! You can now bless them with your genius in their native tongue! 🤖✨ “Hey bro, send me your favorite TikTok in Klingon!” 💀 “Translation? Pfft, who needs it?” says Guy in the Back Row 😒. Meanwhile, every non-English speaker is like, “Uhh, it’s called Rosetta Stone, fam.” Developer quote leak: “Honestly, we just wanted something to distract users from our endless privacy issues. 🤭 #CodeAndForget” But here’s my 🔥 HOT TAKE 🔥: in *five days*, WhatsApp will be adding “interpretive dance” as a new feature. 💃💀 Because why not? #Stonks 💰💰 "Global Communications" is just the new buzzword for "cause we need to confuse everyone more." Remember folks, "This is fine." While companies roll out features, what we really need is a universal translator for corporate nonsense. Stay vibing, my friends! 🌪️✨