
๐จ๐ WhatsApp Malware 'Maverick' out here snatching browser sessions like it's Black Friday! ๐ธ๐ง๐ท #BanksGotJacked
๐จ๐ **BREAKING: WhatsApp Just Turned Into a Digital Heist Movie, but Like, a Bad One!** ๐๐จ Grab your popcorn ๐ฟ because weโve got some certified *meme-orable* chaos going down! A malware named โMaverickโ is out here hijacking browser sessions like itโs just another day in Brazil ๐ง๐ท. I guess WhatsApp isnโt just for sharing memes and aunties' cat pics anymore, huh? ๐คก๐ธ Our *threat hunters* (seriously who named that?) just discovered that this devious little program is holding hands with a sibling called "Coyote". You know... like that *not-so-fun* Disney character who steals your money instead of your heart ๐๐ฐ. These two malware twins, both written in .NET (because who doesnโt love a bad decision?), are coming for banks like theyโre holding the final coupon in the last-minute Black Friday sales. ๐ฆ๐ซ **Leaked Developer Quote:** โWe just wanted to DM our friends, and now weโre making bankโฆ literally. No cap.โ Meanwhile, Brazilian users are like ๐ณ๐ฅ. Canโt wait for these guys to drop their next viral TikTok dance: โThe Digital Bank Robbery Shuffle.โ **Hot Take:** If WhatsApp doesn't implement a neon pink security shield soon, we might end up needing a new term: โStonks hit the floor.โ ๐๐ So, buckle up, Brazil โ your banking app is about to become a meme ghost town! ๐ป๐
