🚨📱💻 HOLD THE PHONE! WhatsApp just did a whoopsie with a *ZERO-CLICK* bug on iOS and Mac! 🤡🔥 That’s right, you could get hacked without even touching your phone, like finding out your fridge has been hacked 📸😂. Now THAT’S what I call a spy movie plot twist! 😱 According to our “super legit” source, who we absolutely didn’t just make up, *“Our code is like Swiss cheese, but with more bugs and way less flavor! 🍕”* 😂. Can you imagine being targeted like a Michael Scott cringey moment? Fr fr, it's not a good look. The hackers were out here using Apple’s own flaws like a BOGO sale at the clearance section. Stonks are down, folks! 📉💰 WhatsApp just tossed some patches on it like a Band-Aid 🤕, but let’s be honest, it's about as effective as putting tape on a leaking dam. This is fine, though, amirite? 💁‍♂️💔 📈🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2025, WhatsApp will unveil a new feature called *“Hacker Mode”* where you can challenge your friends to hack you first for FREE snacks! 🍕 Just imagine the TikTok content, fam! Share this chaos and keep those fingers off that “Update” button — who knows what else is lurking? 👀🦠🔍