🚨💥 BUST OUT THE CRAYONS: It's *Officially* Terrorism Time, Folks! 🔥💀 So apparently in Trump's America, NOT liking fascism is now an act of terror! 🤡💅💥 I mean, if we're labeling anti-fascists as "terrorists," then I'm pretty sure we gotta put every coffee-loving, beach-going, avocado-toast-eating millennial on the watch list too. 🥑☕️ Fr fr, if that ain't a GROOOVY hot take. 🔥 The *real* conspiracy is that you've got *the world's most notorious dad* trying to make "antifa" sound like a more nefarious organization than it is – like calling your cat an "emotional support animal" because it sat on your lap once. 🐱✨ 👀 Some leaked quotes from an “insider” over at the Oval Office: “We need more fear!” & “Quick, make it sound super dramatic!” 📜💼 Meanwhile, these “terrorists” are just trying to stop your toaster from burning your gluten-free bread. Drake's pointing at "this is fine" meme while scrolling through the daily news like, “How do we get to the next meme?” 😂🥴 🔮 Hot take: In a decade, we’ll be coining terms like "anti-anti-anti-fascism" and debating whether it’s cooler to call fascism cringe or cope. Remember where you heard it first! 🚀💰