🎉 Welcome to the *Analog Apocalypse* at The Verge! 🤡📝 You thought we were all NERDS glued to our screens? Nah fam, we’re vibing with *pen and paper* like it’s 1999! ✍️💾 Meet our not-so-secret club where we debate the *specificity* of notebook paper thickness like it’s the next box office hit! 🤯 "Oh, you use a 120 GSM? That’s cute. I’m more of a 160 GSM type of person." 😏 Like, what’s next? Notebook Tinder? “Swipe right for *premium* paper!” 😂💔 In a world gone virtual, these brave souls are out here choosing the *Hobonichi Techo C* like it’s the Holy Grail of productivity! 🤖💸 *Leaked quote from a Verge staffer*: “Honestly, my *mental clarity* peaked when I switched from an iPad to a *fancy notebook*. I call it my ‘Analog Enlightenment.’” 💡🔥 Meanwhile, some normies are out here coping by scrolling, while we’re stacking *stonks* in the form of *ink quality*! 💰🚀 Big prediction incoming: In 2024, we’ll either see a massive resurgence of analog tools OR the universe will explode from the sheer CRINGE of typing notes on a *Galaxy Fold.* 🤯💀 Stay chaotic, my friends! ✌️🥳