🔥🎉 Hold on to your protein shakes, fam! 💪🥤 The NEW weight-loss drug Zepbound is busting outta the gym and heading straight for the COVID-19 treatment ring like it’s the next heavyweight champ! 🥊💥 That’s right, scientists (aka mad scientists with lab coats) are testing this GLP-1 miracle potion to see if it can K.O. long COVID symptoms faster than your uncle at Thanksgiving can finish the turkey! 🦃💨 Picture it: “Zepbound to the rescue!” as it puts long Covid in a chokehold. Who said you can’t lose weight and feel like a superhero at the same time? 🚀🦸‍♂️ Remember when they tried to sell us on the idea of exercise? 😂 No cap, now we just need a little Zepbound and to let the science do the heavy lifting 🤖. Just your friendly neighborhood scientist saying, “Hey, let’s throw this medicine at long COVID and see what sticks!” The ultimate meme-ification of healthcare! 💊💰 Developer quote leak: "Honestly, I thought we were just trying to make a skinny pill. Now I feel like we're drafting the next Avengers movie but with better side effects!" 🤡 My prediction? Zepbound becomes the new TikTok trend—#ZepBoundAndDown—everyone’s gonna be dancing their way through long Covid! Get your collab with the weight-loss industry ready folks, it’s about to get BUZZING! 🐝💥💀