🚨🔥 WEEKLY RECAP ALERT, FAM! 🍕🤘 Hold onto your keyboards, because this week was wilder than a cat meme 🤡. Did you hear about the latest WhatsApp Worm? Yeah, you read it right! 💩🐛 Turns out the only thing slithering into your DMs is a DELETED SCENE from a horror movie! 🤥💀 In case you live under a rock (or use Internet Explorer), those Critical CVEs are making a comeback like that one ex who just won't ghost 🤖. Imagine attackers doing the whole "linking flaws" thing like a cringey group project no one signed up for 😤💔. Let’s just say the cyber world is more cooperative than your high-school group mate who never showed up 👀. Also, Oracle dropped a 0-Day like it’s hot! 🔥 Get ready for those ransom wizards to cash in like they’re at a blackjack table 💰🎰. "Encryption? Who dis?" says the ransomware cartel, as they dance on the ashes of your digital life 💃💀. Developer Quote Alert! 🕵️‍♂️ "Man, I thought the only worm I had to watch out for was in my burrito!" – Probably a dev who should read more cybersecurity blogs. So buckle up, buttercup: the tech apocalypse is coming faster than your Windows updates! My hot take? In 2024, your fridge will probably start hacking your bank account 💸. Get ready to pay for that milk, and then a ransom on top! 🥛🔒🚀 #Stonks 🤯