🚨🔥🚨📚 GUYS! If you're not SCREAMING at your weekend plans, are you even living? 🙃💀 Let’s talk about THE MOST LIT reads dropping this week that’ll have you clutching your coffee like you’re steeling yourself for a Netflix horror binge. ☕🎃 First up, we got *Near Flesh* by the late Katherine Dunn. 🥺✨ It’s like if your therapist wrote a horror book after bingeing on existential dread! Y’all better bring your emotional support animal for this one. 🐾👀 And hold my iced coffee because we're diving into *30 Days of Night: Falling Sun*! 🌒🧛‍♂️ It’s a vampire revival! (Like that one night out that keeps getting extended). Imagine a chill, candlelit dinner with Dracula, but instead of romance, he’s like “I’m just here to bite.” 🩸🥴 No cap, I'm getting serious *spook vibes*. **Leaked Developer Quote:** “We wanted to give readers a reason to stop scrolling TikTok and actually read something other than captions.” 🤖🤡 📈💰 My totally unhinged prediction? By next weekend, we’ll all be losing sleep about whether vampires take Venmo. 🤯 So grab your books, your snacks, and prepare to feel feelings! 😱👇 #ReadOrDIE #BookTokIsShook