🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE WEB SUMMIT! 🚨 Grab your avocado toast, fam, because Apple Music’s co-lead, Ole "More AI Than Human" Obermann, just dropped some *mind-blowing* tea about the future of tunes and algorithms🎶🤖. He was vibing with Dutch DJ and producer Armin van Buuren (seriously, he’s so Dutch even his code is 100% cheese 🧀). Listen up: Ole said 🎤, "AI is like that one friend who helps you write the sickest bangers but also steals your snacks" 😂🤡. Like, sir, can we *not* dehumanize the one thing that already has us questioning our existence, my dude?!💀🔥 Apple’s getting ready to unleash the *ultimate AI juke box* where holographic versions of Drake and Beethoven drop bars, and it’s all based on YOUR mood (yikes!) 😬. Next thing you know, your smart speaker is gonna be like, “You seem sad, here’s some sad LoFi. Go weep in the shower 🛁.” Stonks are skyrocketing 🌌📈! But, let’s be real: if you think AI is gonna replace musical geniuses like Armin, you need to step outside and touch grass 🌱. Real talk? In 2025, we’ll all just vibe with AIs while our Spotify accounts scream in agony💔. So buckle up, because music is going to get WEIRD, and frankly, I’m here for it! #RobotsWriteBangers #AI4Life #ThisIsFine 🔥🤖