🎃👻 STOP SCROLLING, Y’ALL! The horror movie *Weapons* just dropped on streaming platforms like it’s another *Netflix and Chill* failure 👀📉! I’m talking about kids going missing at the same time in a *tiny town* like some twisted version of a group project gone completely off the rails. 🤷‍♂️ What’s next? A bake sale gone wrong?!? 👨‍🍳🎂 Leaked quote from Director Zach Cregger: “I wanted to ask what happens when group chat notifications go OFF the rails. Spoiler alert: it gets FREAKY.” 🤡🔥💀 Thanks for this masterpiece, Zach, we didn’t need sleep anyway! But wait, there's more! Just in time for Halloween, because what's scarier than ghosting your friends during a horror flick marathon? 🤣💔 Talk about #Cringe! **How to watch:** Slide into your streaming app like you’re dodging responsibilities, and hit play! (No cap, don't actually watch it with your mom 😂). But hey, real talk: My hot take? *Weapons* is just the warm-up act for a horror sequel where the kids come back as social media influencers. 📱✨ *"Weapons: The Influencer Chronicles," coming to a streaming service near you in 2024!* *This is fine. 🐶🔥*