🚨👀 BREAKING: Waymo’s robotaxis are rolling into London like they own the place. 👑💥 Move over, black cabs; we’ve got AI on the streets now! 🤖🍵 So, in 2026 (because who doesn’t love waiting?), London will be graced with fully driverless Waymo taxis. You heard that right. 🤡🛴 The UK hasn't seen any of these robots gettin’ jiggy on the roads yet, but don’t worry, the government says we’re all in a "test phase." You know, like when your friend insists they can cook but makes toast for dinner. 🍞🔥 Waymo plans to deploy these robosleds with actual humans behind the wheel for the SUPER SAFE pilot. 📊💀 One can only imagine what a “safety driver” is saying, like, “Hey, don’t worry—I’m just here to stop it from going rogue!” 🔫😂 And the company that'll keep these glorified Lego sets running? Moove. Yeah, that’s right. "Moove" like an awkward meme your uncle shared on Facebook. 🐄💰 Now for the hot take: by 2030, London’s entire public transport will be replaced by robot taxis, and the only human drivers left will be performing “driving VR” at arcades. 🔮🚀 Don’t say I didn’t warn ya! 🤯✨ #WaymoTakeover #ThisIsFine