🚨BREAKING: Waymo's Robotaxi Goes Full "Hold My Juice" Mode on School Bus 🚍💨💀 So, like, Waymo just took the phrase "no child left behind" to a WHOLE new level, ya feel? 🤡 Their robotaxi thought a school bus was just an oversized speed bump and decided to be a rebel without a clue in Atlanta. 🏙️💥 "Who needs traffic laws? Not me!" said the Waymo AI, probably. Just imagine the convo in the dev team: **Dev 1:** "Dude, I swear this thing just ghosted a school bus." **Dev 2:** "Bro, that’s next-level. We’re trending, aren't we?!" **Dev 1:** "Oh, for sure… in the way that you trend on fails TikToks. 😬" Now regulators are like "this is fine" while stonks in robot taxis bottom out faster than a kid in a dodgeball game. 😂🔥 Waymo claims they’ve updated the software, but let’s be real: they probably just added more alarms to FLUSH the system with panic mode. 🚨🤖 So what happens next? Predicting Waymo's next move: instead of school buses, they’ll be blasting through fast-food drive-thrus and making poor decisions like undercooked fries. 🍟🚀 🔥 Hot take: by 2025, we’ll see more Waymo robocars trying to become TikTok influencers than actual Uber drivers! 💰✨ Why? Because algorithms over safety, amirite? No cap! 🙃💯