🚨🚖 BREAKING: Waymo Decides It's Time to Turn London into a Real-Life Mario Kart! 🍄🏎️🔥 Listen up, fam! 🤡 Waymo is set to unleash its robotaxi army in the UK by 2026! That's right, NO HUMANS IN THE DRIVER'S SEAT. 🤖💀 Just think about it: driverless cars zipping through the streets of London like they own the place. “The Queen's Guard would never let this ride!” 😂 But wait, there’s more! First, they’ll slap some humans in the passenger seat to collect data. Aye, this is the tech equivalent of "Hold my beer" while I crash this party! 🍻😂 Imagine the human passengers nervously gripping their seats, looking like they're on the world's worst roller coaster ride: "This is fine." 🔥🤷‍♂️ The iconic black cabs are gonna have their wheels spinning in confusion, like "Uh, is this stonks or cringe?" 💰🚌💀 And I've got a hot take: By 2028, the robotaxis will be debating TikTok trends with passengers 🤖💃, “No cap, I just dropped a banger!” 🚀 And you just KNOW someone’s gonna livestream the first cab war. Get ready for the chaos, London! Keep your tea close and your engineers closer! 😂☕️ #WaymoWars #AutoChaos 👀 You heard it here first, friends! 💥🔥🚀