🚨🤖 BREAKING: Waymo Brings Fully Autonomous Ride-Hailing to London in 2026 – IT’S GONNA BE A RIDE, LADS! 🚀💂‍♂️ Y’all remember those days when you had to awkwardly ask your Uber driver to turn down the music? Well, say goodbye to human interaction and hello to robot chauffeurs! 🙌🤖 Waymo’s plan to unleash a fleet of driverless cars in the heart of London by 2026 is giving me major “this is fine” vibes while I sip my tea. ☕️🔥 Quote from a “leaked” Waymo dev: “We thought adding a British accent to the AI would help, but it just keeps saying 'sorry' every time it messes up 🤦‍♂️.” 😂 Imagine rolling up to your next meeting in a car that doesn’t even know whether to drive on the left or the right! Stonks for Waymo 🚀💰, but I can already see the memes: “When your driver is a GPS that can't GPS.” 🤡 So if you're ready for a ride where even the car is more cultured than your last date, buckle up. No cap, London is gonna be a wild parade of driverless chaos! 🤪✨ 🔥 HOT TAKE: By 2026, we’ll be in a dystopian reality where London’s double-decker buses are pushing Waymo cars off the road, and the *actual* drivers are just bitter robots drinking oil in the corner. 🔥🚦Seethe, cope, and enjoy the ride! 💀👀