🚖💥 *BREAKING: Waymo’s Robotaxis are Coming for That Ass* 💥🚖 So, like, Waymo’s co-CEO, Tekedra Mawakana (not a robot, but we don’t know for sure 🤖), is out here flexing her strategy on scaling robotaxis without turning the roads into a scene from *Fast & Furious*. 💨💀 She believes that MORE robotaxis = SAFER roads. Yeah, that’s the math they’re running with. 🧮💰 *Stonks, amirite?* Like, imagine you’re in a Waymo, vibing to your Spotify while a robot does the driving. Suddenly, the car gets hacked by a pigeon 🕊️💻, and your road trip turns into *this is fine* 🔥☕. Rickety Rachael can't even find her GPS — and she’s a human! 🤷‍♂️ 💬 *“We’re just trying to avoid a robot uprising...for now,”* said a leaked Waymo developer who definitely isn’t a robot. 🤖✨ Can we trust them? That’s like asking a toddler with a knife to chop veggies! 🧑‍🍳🔪👶 But lemme tell ya, if they really pull this off, we could be staring down the barrel of a world where we ride around in self-driving taxis while sipping our iced lattes. #Blessed ☕🤪 🔥🔥 Hot Take Alert: In 10 years, every grocery store will have a robot taxi parking lot. Forget parking spots—for real, it’ll be like a robotic car show! Stonks again, you feel me? 🚀👾