🚨🚗💨 BREAKING: Waymo is BACK, baby! And this time, they’re playing Uber Eats with robots! 🤖💰💥 That’s right, Waymo is dusting off those wheels and teaming up with DoorDash to deliver food faster than your roommate can finish all your snacks! 🍕🍔💀 Here's a hot take straight from the trenches: "We thought we were only doing robotaxis, but honestly, who needs humans when I can deliver a pizza at 7mph? This is fine, right?" – some Waymo dev probably 🤡 Meanwhile, DoorDash is like, "Yes plz, let’s replace those lazy delivery drivers with some SWAGGERING autonomy!" 😂 Just picture a Waymo car rolling up, and the delivery driver is you, waiting by the door, looking like Drake pointing, going “I used to be an *actual* human. Now I'm just an extra in a sci-fi movie.” But let’s be real: this could make you all too aware of how lazy you've become when your food arrives with zero human interaction. 🤔💭 🔥🔥 Here’s my wild prediction: In 2 years, we’ll all be 70% robot ourselves, and those robots will be served by **human delivery drones** running our errand. Sorry, not sorry, but #Stonks! 🚀🚀 Remember where you heard it first, fam.