🚨🥳 BREAKING: Your Food is Getting a RIDE on the STRUGGLE BUS! 🚌🍕💀 Listen up, fam! Waymo and DoorDash just dropped the collab of the century—who needs a human when your sushi can now arrive via self-driving *FEAR MACHINE*?! 🤖🔥 This is the future we signed up for, folks. Welcome to the 🎢 rollercoaster of food delivery where your burrito might just roll out of a SENTIENT, ALL-ELECTRIC JAGUAR! 🐆💰 Here's the REAL tea ☕️—this partnership is kicking off in Phoenix, aka the sunbaked wasteland where all tech dreams go to *die*! 🌵💔 So definitely expect your food to be a bit... well done. The robots are probably getting their orders mixed up while trying to figure out where they left their existential crisis. 🤔📦 Remember that time they said “this is fine” while the world burned? 🐶🔥 Yeah, well, this is *fine*, too! 🌈💵 I can already imagine some devs in Waymo’s basement frantically coding harder than any of us ever have just to keep the pizza out of the trunk. Leaked Quote: “I’m just trying to make sure I don’t deliver a 20-piece boneless wing to a dog park.” 🐾👀 🚀🚫 BUT WAIT! Hot take: In 5 years, your food will arrive via DRONE like it’s some futuristic space opera. *You’ve been warned*! 🤑💡🚀 Stonks? Nah, more like Food Bank, baby! 🤡💀💥